Flanker:
"WHERE ARE MY DONUTS KOLCHAK!!!" *mumbling* "I don't know."
EnochF:
The Suicide of Oscar the Grouch.
Beedo:
Anybody want to see me hack this guy into croutons?
AgentQ:
The Offical Credo of the Sci-Fi Channel.
First_of_Many:
"Izzant he such a cutie wootie! Little doggy woggy!" "Kill, me."
Flanker:
Yum! Got milk?
monkeyjr:
YES!!! Now for only $2000 You can get crap on wheels!!!
GuloGulo:
Yes, boys and girls, it's the new song and dance sensation Obese Chesspiece! Watch out for his hit, "Twist? Let's Do Nothing!"
Flanker:
Delta Flight 648 crashed today after the plane's restrooms exploded...
Shifter:
"Nicotine is bad for me? Don't be foolish. Do you really think that if the cigarette companies knew nicotine was toxic, they would keep on selling it?"
Hippie:
...Brad Richdale has made me millions of--er, excuse me... SKEEE BEEP SKEEP BEEP Cordo to mothership, Cordo to mothership...
Jazzsoda:
Missing since 1993, believed to have been killed by Sizzler hitmen after a legendary night of all-you-can-eat shrimp.
Patchwolf:
"Good evening Kmart shoppers... There's a blue-light special on overcoats in menswear."
Flanker:
"Leave the Bronx! You are ordered to leave the Bronx!"
gyp_c:
I'm sorry, Dave's not in, but I'm HAL. May I help you?
Occupant:
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Jazzsoda:
*T-Rex sound* *stomp* *stomp* "...NEXT!!" "Whadda you mean? I'm scarier than those silly CGI dinosaurs!" "WE KNOW!!! Next!!"
Flanker:
The United States Congress, wasting your money for over 200 years.