Fee:
Captain! Captain! Our SeaQuest is over! Get this: We're *IN* it!
Fletcher99999999:
Don't you try to pretend you werent looking down my shirt!
Fee:
The best part of shamelessly cashing in on a fad is Folger's in your cup! (I got Folgers in my cup, and it's burnin' the HELL out of my crotch!)
lct:
Those holes in the table are for BILLARD balls, Jim.
yutka:
Yes, I'd like that with an order of LARGE fries and a root beer.
yutka:
"Ugly jumpsuit and a turtleneck, why do you... OH!!!!"
Fee:
"Everyone get back! BACK, DAMMIT! Or I'll do standup!" "He means it, do as he says!!!"
yutka:
The Peterson children recall the life of JFK Jr.
Caramel:
Tinkerbell's back... and she's pissed!
Fee:
"Ho-ho-ho... no, that won't be necessary, Mr. Marine Recruiter. Just a little off the top, thanks!" *click! BUZZZZZ!*
yutka:
While quite amusing, Roy's Richard Gere impression took 3 doctors, and a water tank to repair, and the gerbil never survived.
Fee:
Worried about hair loss? Well you should, you bald bastard. Crimony, I've seen more hair on a baboon's ass!