Agent_Moldy:
Judy Robinson, tired of all the groping from Major West, joins the Enterprise crew. "That oughta stop all the sexual harrassment," she thought...
JohnSteed:
"Spock! Are you playing Pokemon?!" "*In zombie tone* Gotta'.... catch.... them all.... captain...."
bargainbrandbeing:
"Hold on Spock, this is one heck of a flower. I gotta call Martha Stewart..."
NickRoberts:
"Beam me up, Scotty. The entire away team's been killed!" "Uh- We're right here, sir. Sir?" "Hurry, Scott! Energize!"
Agent_Moldy:
Your analysis, Bones?" "Captain, it appears he's a little teapot, short and stout."
MarionneBlack:
Blue shirt down! O.K., who didn't read the script?
Agent_Moldy:
"Hey ah, Captain, I've used Windex, 409 Glass Cleaner, everything! But I just can't get these green spots off the screen!"
Fee:
And the parents were working AT LEAST 35-40 hours themselves!
joe678:
Lemme guess, Andy Whorl-Haul... *clunk!* ok, I asked for it...
ZadetheElf:
HaHA! *I* get to sit in the captain's chair now! Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Captain Girdle W. Toupee! I hereby command all women to love me! Hahahahaha.
Fee:
Upon reaching Nirvana, Monk Twai Kan-Duk realizes that it really DOES smell like Teen Spirit...