EntertheJabberwock:
"Alright, which one of you wise-asses put the quarter in the ship floor's "Magic Fingers" machine?"
Kaisah:
Give me back the remote control
IAMTHEMAN:
Uhhh, I think she's had quite enough intravenous downy
KrisTM:
A touching scene from "Shrek II - Shrek's Grandma Goes on a Date."
KrisTM:
*bee bee beep* the number you dialed has been disconnected. If you believe this message is in error, please hang up and try your call again.
EntertheJabberwock:
"Now I can have medicine for my pussy delivered right to my door! Er... um... I mean... uh..." (for those who missed it earlier)
IAMTHEMAN:
This dog smokes marijuana for medicinal purposes
Kaisah:
I hate those jackasses who talk during movies
IAMTHEMAN:
Having a skull made of platinum has its disadvantages
EntertheJabberwock:
"Get rid of those pesky woodwind instruments with Clarinex!"
IAMTHEMAN:
The crew pukes their guts out after eating at one of New York's many famous, Fresh Roasted Sewer Bass stands while filming there
EntertheJabberwock:
"Man, do I hate these 'hands-free cell phone' pricks.At first it seems like they're talking to YOU,but noooo,turns out they got their pussy little headsets on."