EntertheJabberwock:
"Man, do I hate these 'hands-free cell phone' pricks.At first it seems like they're talking to YOU,but noooo,turns out they got their pussy little headsets on."
neongreentrinity:
I don't LIKE mauve!!!!
IAMTHEMAN:
Do all their school photos come with this same exact frame?
EntertheJabberwock:
Honey... did YOU order this "Home Cremation Playset"?
neongreentrinity:
but i TRIED the douche.....
EntertheJabberwock:
All will succumb to the unblinking, all-seeing Eye of Mime!
Kaisah:
I now pronounce you man and wife
keyz88:
... Looks like Katie Kurric is having another colonoscopy on network television again ... Hey, if we find my keys ... we can drive outta here [DriveBy]
neongreentrinity:
i'm thinking a lovely mauve, art deco look could do wonders!
IAMTHEMAN:
Hey, I reckon we found us one of them 'holes' I been hearin' so much about
Kaisah:
He may have what it takes to be a champion but he only has one tooth left
EntertheJabberwock:
Huh. I'd have thought a movie named "Holes" would have at LEAST an NC-17 stamped on it.