EntertheJabberwock:
"Man... you are such a fucking pig when it comes to eating Blue Moon ice cream."
WookieeMonster:
And now for something completely different...a GOOD show on the Sci-Fi Channel. Oh wait...it's been canceled. Never mind.
WookieeMonster:
Lieutentant Roberson enjoyed lining his men up so he could give each and everyone of them a high five.
WookieeMonster:
"You know, if you hold this thing up to your ear, you can actually hear the intelligence of the audience drop!"
EntertheJabberwock:
They just told her that her "bling bling be whack, yo."
jupitran:
And to your right, Armageddon.
jupitran:
And to your right, Armageddon.
WookieeMonster:
The Actor brothers, Travis and Jim, go on yet another cocaine and hooker binge.
EntertheJabberwock:
Dyslexics often surf right past this channel, wondering why anyone would be entertained by trying to instill fear in tiny little mints.
WookieeMonster:
If you call to order our son in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in the dog absolutely FREE!
EntertheJabberwock:
Meanwhile, inside of an irradiated heart...
WookieeMonster:
"Cha cha cha...cha cha cha...cha cha cha!"