EntertheJabberwock:
Meanwhile, inside of an irradiated heart...
WookieeMonster:
"Cha cha cha...cha cha cha...cha cha cha!"
WookieeMonster:
Order now and get this beautiful Sci-Fi Channel shirt! Be the envy of all your fellow Scare Tactics and John Edwards fans.
EntertheJabberwock:
"I'm not kidding, her ass was THIS BIG." "Dude, that IS scary."
WookieeMonster:
"You know, mom...this is just ONE of the reasons I want to move out."
WookieeMonster:
Corey: The Victim...of a mediocre television program created to draw the viewership of unintelligent people.
EntertheJabberwock:
Mmmmm, commercials that appeal to the foot fetish demographic.
EntertheJabberwock:
She's gotta be a special kind of retarded to mismatch her shoes THAT badly...
WookieeMonster:
Now retired, an aging KITT enjoys taking long drives in the country and crocheting potholders.
EntertheJabberwock:
"Have you seen my boobs anywhere? They were round... kinda bulby... out to here... They were RIGHT HERE, and now they've just DISAPPEARED."
EntertheJabberwock:
"...and that's why mommy and daddy don't love you... because you touch yourself at night."
EntertheJabberwock:
Huh, I didn't know they had advertisements for "eeeeewww".