DiscoBoy:
"Nope... There's still some residual activity. Try reading 'The Nation' instead."
LongLiveRock:
We built this forest on Rock n' Roll damnitt
tinaw:
With all that hair, no wonder he missed it.
DiscoBoy:
"I'm not a ho! I'm a nocturnal entertainment specialist!"
GlitterRock:
"I.... iiiit's log'cal youuuus guyss is muh bestest fr'ends."
Cyberbeast:
"According to my viewer Captian, He-Man is fighting Skeletor off the port bow."
"I keep telling you Spock, that's not a viewer, it's a view *master*."
y_u_i_otta:
Where are their pitch forks and torches?
GizM:
The annual Fall session of Parliament Funkadelic was postponed so that the delegates could tear the roof off the sucker.
MrAtomik:
7:15am, time to disturb Mommy's hangover
GersonK:
"Drink it? Sell it? This is just a hobby!"
LongLiveRock:
Are you there God? It's me, Ann-Margret!
RodRocket:
o/`"An-i-mal crack-ers in my soup!"o/`
DiscoBoy:
"Either these curtains go or I do," he said.
GlitterRock:
"... and Robert Blake still pleads not guilty."
GlitterRock:
"What is a house, if not a placeth to keep thine stuff, m'lord?"
gleeb:
It takes a tough man to tame our sour candy.
GrayZombie:
I am Thor, God of Thunder, and I'm looking for Roger, God of Barbers.
GlitterRock:
"Who is this, Marley?? One of the Spirits you spoke of?"
"Uh, no, Scrooge. This is Irving. He's a trainee."