Zoogicub:
"You lookin' for a fight, you damn kilt-wearin' pansy ass?" "Damoot, I hate it when the Jews dreenk."
TheDiva:
Hey, cool! Mom was slicing tomatoes and cut her finger off!
TheDiva:
Some guys will do anything to get free cable.
weird-1.com:
I hope the mailman sees me in my short skirt
weird-1.com:
Why do my tits tingle when Tammy sucks them but not when Stan does?
Bride_of_Camustein:
Mid-leap, the squirrel knew his timing had been badly off.
GlitterRock:
"Lemon face--ewww, lion face--raaah! lemon face--ewww, lion face--raaah!"
Laurie2K:
"Why yes, Madame Squirteez... Hot chocolate, please."
DiscoBoy:
Tipper Gore hops into a phone booth and emerges as The PMRC Avenger!
YibbleGuy:
"This little mirror ball will infect all humanity with a horrible disease ... called 'Saturday Night Fever'."
tinaw:
Mezmerized by the power of the Glitterball *nudge nudge wink wink*
DiscoBoy:
"Wow! Disco's balls!"
Lanzman:
"One moment. I must finish changing Mother's tampon."
ElectraAlan:
After a damp, sweaty day of chasing after supervillains while wearing spandex, your feet aching from the three-inch heels on your go-go boots, have you ever wanted to tell the gorgeous blonde superheroine you work for that her deodorant is just not up to the job?
From the makers of Secret, try new Super-Secret. Strong enough for a superhero, but made for a superheroine.
DiscoBoy:
...because pedophilia isn't just for Batman anymore.
Lanzman:
Another unexplained Bette Midler manifestation.
ElectraAlan:
"Ladies, I picked this painting up at a flea market. It's called 'The Angst of a Stooge'."
GlitterRock:
"Buh.... but Bambi's mother got better, right?"