evetsggod:
hmmm.... now where should i bury the kittens?
AgentMoldy:
Wow, I didn't know Brett Somers ever did anything besides "Match Game."
teambanzia:
Uncle Pervies Big Top Review
DiscoBoy:
Another reason you shouldn't let Richard Pryor housesit for you.
alexgariepy:
A dissatisfied Depends customer.
GlitterRock:
Colin, is Steve Guttenberg under that podium??
tinaw:
"Oh puuuhhleeeeeze with the baby momma drama already!"
TyranosaurisRex:
.oO(Man, this sweater tastes terrible) Oo.
TyranosaurisRex:
Hey Jerry, look what we caught in our net! It worked!!
Soozcat:
When the Ingalls Family Ruled Washington, tonight on Hastily Researched History.
Soozcat:
Unable to wait for 4:20 to arrive, Barry began sampling the poppies on Main Street.
cambria36:
Face it..a "gay" jacket is better than a straight-jacket. Giggle.
DiscoBoy:
"See? I *told* you this would happen if we outlawed abortion!"
ElectraAlan:
"When we take off these masks, we travel amongst these unsuspecting citizens passing as normal four-foot-tall talking turtles."
RodRocket:
"Spock, our website sucks. We've only had 9 hits in the past month!"
YibbleGuy:
"It would be illogical to assume that you are not true warriors, merely because you are wearing those adorable matching pink aprons."
ElectraAlan:
"Stand down, Mr. Sulu. The breathalyzer says you're half-baked."
gleeb:
The eight-track played continued warbling "Mandy", and they just stared into each other's eyes.