GlitterRock:
They're on THE NEW $20,000 PYRAMID!
PrezGAR:
"You wear it on your head."
"A hat"
"No, YOU wear it on YOUR head!"
"A tribble"
"Correct. Deck 5, quarters 2 doors down from yours."
"Yeoman Rand"
"Correct. Spores"
"Leila Kolomi"
"Correct. Fake chest"
"That cute little ensign in Astrometrics"
"Man with Fake chest"
"Khan"
"Correct. Monkee."
"Chekov."
"Correct. Green Woman."
"Hmmm...."
"Green woman who died."
"Hmmm...."
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Cyberbeast:
"Excuse me, the Captain and I have a bet. Are you the guy on the can of deviled ham?"
teambanzai:
Oh what? You want a piece of me? Man you don't want me to open up a case of whup ass on you boy. Herc it's a bunny.
CapMidnight:
"Hey, Mister U.S. President! You wouldn't nuke an Iraqi family with GLASSES, would ya?!?"
ElectraAlan:
So don't try this at home. If you're going to paint your body, go to a friend's house.
Nyssa23:
.oO 'Wax a chump like a candle' ... that's genius. Oo.
tinaw:
"I LOVE IVERSON! I LOVE JEFF! I LOVE IVERSON! I LOVE JEFF!" *maniacal laughter*
DirtyBruin:
"I consider it a victory that no one's capped my lame white ass!"
Nyssa23:
So...if I put a dollar in *her* slot, what do I get back?
YibbleGuy:
Well, I think you might have arranged the syllables incorrectly ... but I'm sure that whatever Elton did involved "cock," "tails," and "Duran Duran."
DiscoBoy:
Cocktails between tokes?
Nyssa23:
...After all, he wasn't distracted by the pretty girls or anything.
gleeb:
"Ribbed for my pleasure?"
"No. Warts."
GlitterRock:
And they went from village to village, spreading joy and dance. And syphilis.
Nyssa23:
Pictures from the lost "Playboy's Girls of the Ren Fest" issue.
Coakley:
You can't "bling bling" with a charm bracelet.
Nyssa23:
o/` Life is a cabaret, old chum! o/`