DiscoBoy:
"Next year, I'll be expanding my SlatWorld empire to also include panels and flaps."
abracadaver:
Look mom! The Colonel trap worked! We got one!
Daleman:
Enemies of Bill Gates: Section S, department 312, list 45T6, pages 13,995 to 13,997.
Meldrick:
"Grrr, Hulk direct self in new direct to video version of Hamlet. 'To smash or not to smash, Hulk ask the question...'"
NightTrain:
Things that sound sexy when Barry White says them #17: "Ginkogin."
Generik:
Hello... look, would you tell my wife all that stuff about taking it in the ass? She doesn't believe that people do that sort of thing... uh huh... I'll hold...
DiscoBoy:
Oh, goody! My khaki garden is blooming! That means spring is finally here!
Generik:
"C'mon! Let's ditch that Crackle wimp an' go get some weed!"
bugwber:
"Jenkins! This is Captain Funk Soul Brutha. Service him."
E_the_E:
ROTFL?
Master_Mewtwo:
"No... no.. you... you don't really mean that, do you? Superman is not just for kids... no..."
Phantasmo:
(thinking) C'mon big money...big money...No whammies!
DiscoBoy:
Richie Cunningham's descent into depravity is complete -- "No! Not the electric dildo, Master Fonzie!!!"
Phantasmo:
Let's start a band called Salt n Pepa
BurkeDevlin:
"All this work to subdue your body, and you want to know if it comes in another colour??????"
Kobra_Kai:
"Ah don't cotton to you, boy...ah think ah'm own haveta sick mah little Mexican on yew. Git 'im, Jefe!"
amycamus:
"Siamese Double Trouble", coming this fall on ABC.
UnReality:
.o(Always the bridesmaid, never the severed head in the box...) *sigh*