YibbleGuy:
"The Twister spinner says 'Left Hand - BLUE' ... and you're wearing JEANS ...."
DiscoBoy:
Ooh! It's my favorite party game -- spin the bottle of sexual domination!
AgentMoldy:
"Whooooo wants cleavage!"
AgentMoldy:
"My, but it's a lovely day for a freak-out, isn't it?"
AgentMoldy:
"Rachel? RACHEL?!"
"I'm right *here*!"
DiscoBoy:
"Ha ha! You know I never look back there!"
DiscoBoy:
Some girls spit, some girls swallow. Phoebe chews.
Coakley:
"I'm wearing this for my audition for Gus Van Sant's shot-for-shot remake of 'Invasion of the Neptune Men.'"
elKapitan:
"I didn't know what to get you for your birthday Joey so I decided to compile a list of the phone numbers of every girl I ran into on the street....well, the ones that would give me their phone number..."
elKapitan:
Narrator: "Friends is filmed in front of a live studio audience. Closed Captioning provided by: The Cappers."
YibbleGuy:
"I had the strangest dream last night, Doctor. A naked Italian guy was showing me a pickle, and he was showering behind a map of Alaska."
"Perhaps ve should now to discuss your love life, yes?"
elKapitan:
"I'm not gonna let you leave until you tell me what I SPELLED!!"
GlitterRock:
"Listen, this is not a cheerocracy. I am the cheertator here. I make the cheercisions."
AgentMoldy:
Aw, cripes -- Ma, get the gun, we got "The Crow" groupies again!
Coakley:
Sitting around and drinking while the pregnant girl sulks. Kind of like high school.
GlitterRock:
"Now... don' get too close to th' chocolate river. Th' Oompaloomas are nasty lil' foighters if ya get 'em riled! Easy, Oompaloomas .... we're not invadin' ya territory...."
ABServo:
This time, he's *not* on LSD!
Nyssa23:
Well, this is too hot for CT, all right!