DiscoBoy:
Did he get that at Georgia O'Keefe's garage sale?
Cyberbeast:
"This looks like a job for...damn, I forgot the costume."
chebwa:
I. will. get. you. And. your. little. dog. too.
Ha. ha.
Ha. ha.
GlitterRock:
"Oh no, you DIDN'T just go there!"
ElectraAlan:
"Excuse me...DI'N'T just go there!"
GlitterRock:
"Oh no, you DI'N'T just correct me!"
ElectraAlan:
Uh, no sir. Never mind, sir. Forget I said anything, sir.
ELECTRAWOMAN, HELP ME!!!!!!!
Nyssa23:
And I KNOW you DI'N'T just say this was a weave!
DiscoBoy:
"This one's real. The other one ain't, but this one is."
DiscoBoy:
"See? Smells just like Phoebe."
elKapitan:
"You actually want to go see Attack of the Clones with me?! Oh boy! This will be the best date you've ever been on, I promise!"
GrayZombie:
"So, did you have a good time at the Ratings Party?"
"Not really, Nyssa was wearing the TV MA hat and was allowed in the places that I couldn't go to.
AgentMoldy:
"No-no-noooo! Never ask for a bite of my sandwich!"
AgentMoldy:
"W...whatta you mean, we don't get to keep the hats?!"
GlitterRock:
"Don't be dissing the hat, man. This is Hat Country."
DiscoBoy:
The fact that Matt Le Blanc was stuffed and mounted in the Smithsonian's television history museum was no surprise, given the success of "Friends." What was surprising, though, was that he was mounted in Archie Bunker's armchair instead of Carroll O'Connor, who was stuffed and mounted on Fonzie's motorcycle. One of the curators was obviously smoking crack that day.
Agent_Moldy:
"This ring you gave me is turning my finger green."
"Huh...well, I got it out of the 50-cent machine instead of the 25-cent one, it should be okay, but I don't know."
DiscoBoy:
"Okay! It's this story of a hooker with a heart of gold, right? And she gets mixed up with this good cop who has to break all the rules to avenge the death of his buddy, who was killed just days before retirement. I think we could get Shannon Tweed to play the hooker, and Lance Henricksen for the cop. So, whaddaya say? Is it a greenlight?"