JohnSteed:
Wilmington Community Theatre presents: "Xanadu!"
DiscoBoy:
"Well, you see, Luke, when a momma bear and a papa bear love each other very much..."
Cyberbeast:
"No, no, no. Watch me. First you bump fists, then you bump the top against the bottom, like you're playing one potato two potato. *Then* we grab hands, and slap five, and bump forearms. Couldn't be simpler."
"I'm down."
*pause* "Shut-up"
DiscoBoy:
"We communicate using ONLY OUR MINDS!!!! We still have to pay 17 cents a minute for long distance, though."
RodRocket:
o/`"You unce, dice, fee tines a mady...."o/`
DiscoBoy:
o/~ "Dammit... Janet... I love you!" o/~
Nyssa23:
The logo delivers a kiss of death to his shoulder. "D...does this mean I'll be canceled, like 'Sam and Max: Freelance Police'?"
Lanzman:
"Is this all there is for us, Buffy? Sneaking from tube to tube, stealing moments of cylindrical passion?"
gleeb:
Do you foresee any increase in popularity of the Safety Dance?
gleeb:
OK, very well. You can touch them for five minutes, then I'll help you change the flat tire.
Laurie2K:
"I swear. I'd go to the end of the world for you, babe."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
YibbleGuy:
"I SWEAR it's ungrammatical. Your T-Shirt should say 'Better When EATEN'."
Nyssa23:
"So, do you shave your palms *every* day?"
GlitterRock:
Wilfred Brimley is amused.
JohnSteed:
Sean Connery is also amused.
Nyssa23:
Santa Claus is also amused. And he needs to see a dentist...too many cookies.
Agent_Moldy:
Denver Pyle is also amused -- wait, no, he's just gasping for his last breath. My mistake.
Cyberbeast:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
"Do you have to make that joke every time we eat a clown?"