DiscoBoy:
"I am Count Bakula! I have come to suck your blood! Blah!"
DiscoBoy:
"...because excellence in entertainment is un-American."
HelenaHandbasket:
"That's right folks, civilization *izzzz* coming to Oklahoma. No more fuzzy black & white broadcasts out of Kansas."
DiscoBoy:
"Yes, my children, I have lusted in my heart... After big juicy burgers! With lots of onions!" Father Harrison's secret past as the Hamburgler is revealed.
ROBOTCROWT:
Warning: Reading sign may cause restlesness, vomiting, fever. Read at your own risk. Void where prohibited. Not to be used by pregnant women, or.
Agent_Moldy:
...and blame it on the jerk next door.
Agent_Moldy:
"No more navigate ship. The Donger need food!"
Nyssa23:
Say hello to my stinky friend!
Billy_Zoom:
"Right there, men... there's Waldo!"
DiscoBoy:
"So *this* is what the inside of a Stretch Armstrong doll looks like...."
DiscoBoy:
"Old Man Tornado won't take me alive! Not with my fancy new canvas helmet!"
DiscoBoy:
Frank was an old-fashioned capper. Rather than joining his wife at the computer, he'd type his caption on a postcard and mail it to SFC headquarters.
DiscoBoy:
"Sure, science may laugh at my Spiro Agnew fish now, but someday I'll be vindicated. Mwahahahaha!"
Nyssa23:
"Goodnight nobody, goodnight moon! Now go to bed, princess, and quit calling daddy while he's on recon."
Soozcat:
"All hail, Cholesterol Hut, giver of flat cheesy goodness."
shanky:
"Mr. Ruth , will you hit a homerun for me?"
JohannGambolputty:
"#$%*%@ Mexican jumping eyeballs!!!"
JohnSteed:
"Will somebody knock me up?..... Please?"