Nyssa23:
So much for the old zero-g sex fantasy....I can't even get over there!
JohnSteed:
Forrest's run is about to end tragically...
DiscoBoy:
It's that wacky new Japanese game show, "Confuse-A-Dyke"!
Fruitcake_Man:
looks like two of the deceased were able to make it to tonight's taping!
DiscoBoy:
"Be vewy, vewy quiet... I'm hunting VW Wabbits... Heh-heh-heh-heh...."
Fruitcake_Man:
C'mon guys, you gotta get out there and BEAT THE PANTS OFF Medicare!!!! Eye of the Tiger! I can't play this game for ya! Now get in there!
Indomitus:
Bjork sez: "I tried to have uni-sex once, but I kept falling off."
Propdude:
"I'm getting Sally. No Saturday. And Someone in the Army. Does this mean anything to you?"
TyranosaurisRex:
We'd like to thank K-Mart for supplying us with tonight's live audience.
Propdude:
Join John with his Crossing Over Choir.
Indomitus:
"Channelling that dog was weird, but I never knew I could lick myself there. Have to admit I did enjoy that part."
Tommysdad:
There are some excellent surge protectors on the market...
zombiewoof68:
"He can talk ... he can talk ... he can talk ... he can talk ..." "I can SIIIIING!!!"
DiscoBoy:
Although he keeps trying 50 years later, Eddie Haskell still can't get into Mrs. Cleaver's shorts.
Nyssa23:
"So, you can get me out of the National Guard AND the coke conviction? Thanks, Pappy! That's fantastical!"
Nyssa23:
Judy soon discovered that being married to Shane wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
GersonK:
Water, the source of all beer
Tommysdad:
Well, this is an interesting, if somewhat twisted, celebration of Mothers Day.