gleeb:
"Well, Spock?" "I suggest you go around. Having Mr. Scott burrow is to little avail."
teambanzai:
Alright I'll tell you everything just stop kissing me.
gleeb:
Captain Kirk, you're trying to seduce me!
JohnSteed:
"WILL THE MADNESS OF PACMAN EVER END?!"
144b:
Guess I better get the ceiling repainted before we gt back to Earth. Man, that IS nasty up there.
Coakley:
Kirk rambles a bit about his backstory. It provides a lot of details for fanfic writers and novelists. And puts us to sleep.
TheDiva:
Every day I hear my mom's voice: "Billy! You lazy good-for-nothing, you'll end up bald, pudgy and talentless just like your father..."
gleeb:
What's this? "Please excuse Spock from duty today. Signed, Spock's mother."
JohnSteed:
Ying sent him a rather.... sensual forward...
teambanzai:
I'M STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE WHAT??!!??
Coakley:
Darn it, this doesn't tell me how to get my Hotmail account through Outlook!
JohnSteed:
*Muttering out of the side of his mouth* "Chekov, it is not a good idea to play Wing Commander with the Klingons watching..."
beckett:
"...and here we can obviously see that Oswald has been removed from the picture."
ROBOTCROWT:
Let me get the question straight. I have only one bullet left, and straight ahead of me are a telemarketer, Bin Laden, and Geraldo. Hmm...
DrSeruzawa:
I've got the answer Bob! I'll shoot Geraldo and then I'll give binLaden's phone number to the telemarketer!
soulsinger:
"it's like twizzlers, with TV inside!"
DiscoBoy:
A high-speed broad band? That's like Kittie or L7, right?
Agent_Moldy:
Eww, I usually just use a little Clearasil...