Mr_Grant:
.oO Oh no. Upland IS one GIANT cul de sac! Oo.
teambanzai:
Hopes some day to move up from Fresno to Upland.
IMissThePunkinPie:
.oO(Upland... Pomona... Southern Cal... endless cul de sacs of good schtupping... who's to complain?!)
MoldyBreadStuffing:
"Oh yeah? Well, WHAT ABOUT OXNARD?!?!"
Mr_Grant:
*Substantial penalties for early withdrawal from Upland*
IMissThePunkinPie:
Apple Valley, aka Hell
Nyssa23:
When in Upland, visit the World's Largest Tofu Cube.
gleeb:
Consisting only of cul-de-sacs, there is no Downtown Upland.
IMissThePunkinPie:
The Excit-O-Matic Self-Schtupping machine, test driven in Upland
Mr_Grant:
The Mayor of Apple Valley.
teambanzai:
Upland on a typical Friday night.
Mr_Grant:
o/ They say the neon lights are burned out / in Up-lannnnnd (in Up-land) / they say there's always ennui in the air (in Up-land) o/
Mr_Grant:
~*sigh* there ain't no ice in Upland. ~There's always roller hockey. ~Blood on CONCRETE? It's just not the same.
IMissThePunkinPie:
"So... anyone care to storm IMiss's house and raid her panty drawer... uh, I mean search her place for any evidence?!" "I smell something!" "That'd be cheese!" "I'd rather be schtupping..."
Mr_Grant:
Bob Hair of the California Uplander Relocation Agency counsels another refugee.
Nyssa23:
"All right, IMiss! This is a raid! We understand you've been in Pomona without a passport!"
IMissThePunkinPie:
"*tee hee* They're calling a taxi to get the hell out of Upland!! *tee hee* Little do they know... you can move in... but you can't move out!"
Mr_Grant:
In this remake of the Mary Tyler Moore Show, Mary leaves Upland to make it in the big city of Pasadena.