IMissThePunkinPie:
All the Nordy Shoppers contemplate filing a grievance against anything Upland...
IMissThePunkinPie:
Uplandian for "wish you were here"...
Mr_Grant:
"What does that sign say? 'Now entering Upland'. Honey, lock your door."
teambanzai:
Upland can only be contacted via Oijai board.
IMissThePunkinPie:
Search: Upland... Damn! My computer crashed...
IMissThePunkinPie:
"Wait just a minute pal! You can make fun of my bald head... you can tell me I smell like cheese, but don't you ever... EVER tell me I look like I'm from Upland!"
IMissThePunkinPie:
Call and add you name to the anti-Upland bill today...
teambanzai:
Upland hooker.
Mr_Grant:
.oO Mr Grant said he'd be here at 1:30-- he's 30 seconds late! Oo.
Nyssa23:
Meanwhile, in the Upland Motel 6.... "Wow! They really *did* leave the light on for me!"
IMissThePunkinPie:
"And then, I *tried* to get to Seattle, but I don't know where I am... I saw the light, and thought I could get help..." "Talk to the phone cuz the lamp ain't listenin'!"
MoldyBreadStuffing:
"You're from Upland?" "Yes." "Eh, Upland, Schtupland. Let's do it."
Neoknight:
Mr_Grant finds out what happens when you put Apple Valley and Upland in the same category.
Mr_Grant:
Uplander locks keys in car, stranded in Pomona all night. Only, the window was rolled down on the other side...
IMissThePunkinPie:
Not available in Upland
IMissThePunkinPie:
"Hello?!? I'd like to make a collect call to Upland... What's so funny about that?!? *click* Hello?!? Hello!!! HELLO!"
ColonelKanzler:
As it turned out, Bob was disappointed with his rather small loft apartment. Security was good though.
DiscoBoy:
.oO(Upland... Fresno... Apple Valley... Remind me why I live in California again?)