IMissThePunkinPie:
"Uh, yeah, look - can you come get me?! I'm stuck in Pomona without a passport and I *really* don't want deportation to Fresno..."
teambanzai:
Enoch takes out a Southern California Phone book in hopes of locating the mythical land of Upland.
Mr_Grant:
Imiss, how dare you steal a robe from the Seattle Sheraton.
IMissThePunkinPie:
Seattle WOULD be an improvement...
MrAturkey:
*Home improvements not available in Upland*
Mr_Grant:
o/ It's beginning to look a lot like Upland / everywhere you go o/
IMissThePunkinPie:
After a failed sweep in Pomona, the troopers regroup and plan an attack in Upland, unaware that they're target's lost in Seattle.
EnochF:
"Hey, you know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in Upland?"
Mr_Grant:
Can you really charge someone with being from Upland?
teambanzai:
No I'm from Arcadia, but I've been to Upland.
Mr_Grant:
Dreaming of Upland in the spring. "Or maybe the summer... or fall. Oh god, seasons are all the same in S. California," she screamed to herself...
IMissThePunkinPie:
What Uplandians call dinner and a movie...
IMissThePunkinPie:
*sigh* "Remember when we used to LIKE Upland, honey?!?" "zzzzzzz, Huh?!? Oh, yeah... zzzzzzz"
IMissThePunkinPie:
"But is it so WRONG to be from Upland?!?"
Mr_Grant:
"I tried to leave Upland by car, but I kept ending up back here. I think the town is in some kind of temporal cul de sac."
IMissThePunkinPie:
"Upland!! I hear the best schtuppers are from there... At least... that's been MY experience!"
MoldyBreadStuffing:
"You know, I've been to Upland, but I've never been to me."
IMissThePunkinPie:
*sniff* "But I'm REALLY from Pomona... Could you give me Schtupping Honorable Mention, then?!"