IMissThePunkinPie:
The Uplandian sign for "I'm horny!" (ha! I kill me!)
Mr_Grant:
The Uplandian sign for "I'm hopping on Southwest Airlines and heading north for the weekend."
EnochF:
"Here, take this. It contains a small gem with my life essence embedded within it." "Oooookay."
Mr_Grant:
The Uplandian sign for "Maybe I should get something at Victoria's Secret."
Mr_Grant:
The Uplandian sign for "c'mere and give me some sugar. Yeah, I mean YOU."
IMissThePunkinPie:
The Uplandian signal that *the coast is clear*...
Mr_Grant:
Because Larry snores.
IMissThePunkinPie:
Would NEVER happen in Seattle
teambanzai:
Uplandian Saturday Night
IMissThePunkinPie:
"Dear, Larry... went to Seattle, brb..."
MrAPilgrim:
Hello Upland? Guess what sign I'm reading
teambanzai:
In Upland they sacrifice a goat when ever it rains fearing that they have upset the sky God's
teambanzai:
Look IMISS this is the last time we tell you this, if we catch you in Pamona again without a passport we're going to deport you to Fresno.
IMissThePunkinPie:
Just realized she lives in Upland
Mr_Grant:
Weather in Upland: Smoggy. Weather in Seattle: Cold and clear. *sigh*
Nyssa23:
And now, IMiss stars in: "Escape from Upland"
teambanzai:
Excuse me? But where the hell is Upland? Make a left at Pamona, a right at La Verne and it's the second Star to the right and straight on till morning.
Mr_Grant:
*Say, are you Imiss?* Yes... *Wow, we've all heard of you up here. Look, just get back on I-5; when you get into Seattle get off at the 85th Street exit...*