maser:
shut off the slurpy machine!
Beedo:
She looks like she'd be puzzled by mittens.
UpSky2:
Trying to keep the Renaissance going. All by themselves. What courage, what idealism.
Beedo:
Beat up every other male I see, attempt to mate with every female I see, eat raw dog, and mark my territory with urine? Sounds good to me!
ServoTheGreat:
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, why did I put that coffee in my pants.
Beedo:
Yes, I voted for Bush, even though he's lenient on the America-For-Whites-Only issue.
teambanzai:
Rosie O'Donnel can only morph into animals of the same mass so she's pretty much restricted to Elephants, Hippos, small South American Countries.
teambanzai:
Yes but can it elect a President?
DiscoBoy:
An archeologist uncovers the real reason the Roman Empire collapsed -- butterfly ballots.
IMissKissletoe:
o/^Come and knock on our dooooooor...we've been waiting for you...and it's her's, and her's, and his - you're books ovedue^\o
IMissKissletoe:
I pity the fool who has to insert THAT up a female elephant...
DiscoBoy:
"Why do you have this expired library card in your wallet?" / "To check out overdue books."
DiscoBoy:
Disney's rejected dwarves.
teambanzai:
Next time you won't let that yeast infection go so long will you?
Beedo:
I waited a minute for this screengrab to load?!
MrAtomik:
shhhhh everybody! They're about to announce the results of the 2000 presidential election!
MrAtomik:
takes his ping pong very seriously
Vendebar:
"Say, I can see that your race enjoys hanging Vienna sausages around it's necks too!"