Mr_Grant:
President Fujimori? You can stay in our spare bedroom if you need a place to crash.
IMissMST3K:
o/^That deaf, dumb and headless kid...sure plays a mean pinbaaaaaaallll^\o
animebabe:
This just in... corderoy pillows are all the rage!
EnochF:
"Um, Tom Sawyer's Island is this way... uh, Tomorrowland is that way... I think I'm lost..."
Generik:
"We don't know what we want. Really, we have no idea. See, we're the blonde leading the blind." "I'll just bring you two specials."
animebabe:
In the dead of the night, during the full moon, Scott Bakula turns into the dreaded WereBryanAdams, donning sunglasses and crooning bad music.
Generik:
"Thank you for granting us an audience with you, Your WHAMness..."
animebabe:
"No, if you are going to 'honk' anything bigger than a B, you need to go up from under."
Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
"I found this in my locker. I guess I got cut. Damn the bad luck!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Well, I may be small now, but just you wait, Xena! 'Cuz I'm drinkin' milk, and one day..."
Mr_Grant:
I can't say I care for Katherine Harris's new look.
GlitterRock:
"Hey, you don't have no nose, like me!" / "You don't, neither! Small world...
animebabe:
So that's where they get cube steaks.
Humoriste:
Gore tries to "mix it up"
Steelhawk:
"I'm sorry, Dr. Franklin, but your body has rejected the personality transplant."
DiscoBoy:
It's Votey the Election Sprite -- "No president!" *whistle*
Mr_Grant:
Wow, Richard Harris-in MY medlab! Sir, would you sing MacArthur Park, PUH-LEEEEZ???
JustinThyme:
So Doc, what do they call a computer network in Austraila? The LAN down under of course...