nashtbrutusandshort:
"Mr. Warhol will be down to ignore you in a moment."
DarkOracle:
... A is for apple, B is for breasts.... C is for clit... "DO!" ... what?
DiscoBoy:
amycamus watching "Shakes the Clown"?
MrAtomik:
in an exciting Bab 5, Sheridan goes to the barber and gets the back trimmed a bit
Mr_Grant:
This Christmas, give the gift that keeps on giving milk. And don't forget the airholes.
robofreak:
Parents, talk to your kids about the dangers of toad licking....
DiscoBoy:
"Some people might think it's a terrible job being a technician inside the machinery of John Holmes' penis. But it's pretty OK."
robofreak:
The capper mentality starts early.
bugwber:
"Yes, Timmy, I'm listening to all your little problems." .oO{Cheetos! I must have Cheetos!"}
DiscoBoy:
.oO(Maybe I should go back to my other career of selling oranges on freeway offramps in East L.A.)
bugwber:
"Damn! I *swear* there wasn't a Starbucks there three seconds ago!"
GlitterRock:
o/~ It's a wonderful night for Oscar... Oscar, Oscar... the Best Picture nominees are... o/~
animebabe:
is the bathroom. Both beckon to you in the middle of the night. You ponder... Hold It. The new fragrence by Calvin Klein.
GlitterRock:
Give your best friend the Xmas gift of a lifetime. For just $100, Darva Conger will marry him for the weekend...
UnReality:
"When I was young, Vir, and my heart was an open book, I used to say live and let live." "You know you did, you know you did, you know you did." "Shut up, Vir."
Francie:
The Yankees vs The Mets?!!? Come on, Earth! Get serious!
Buffoon:
It was the shouts of "Put it on!! Put it on!!" that hurt the most.
Buffoon:
"...and the second sperm says... um... wait. I'll get it. Let me make a call to California. I forgot the punch line."