Helen_Servo:
oh wow a book about your life. Thanks. it's a great b-day present.
DiscoBoy:
What an episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" looks like when you put on the Roddy Piper sunglasses.
Generik:
"Well, we call it 'Giant Dwarf Tossing.' See, there aren't a whole lot of dwarves around these parts..."
Sierralad:
Dear diary... every time Xena and I have an adventure, I have this uncomfortable feeling of people staring at me lustily... maybe I'm just paranoid.
YingYang:
"We French like our women like we like our cigarettes. Slender, smelly, and easy to light on fire..."
nel_b:
The Colin MaChrie costumes were a big hit for Halloween
PrezGAR:
Look at that stain? What were the two of you doing?
YingYang:
It must be awkward running into your wife at the urinal...
Generik:
Manos II: Talk to the Hands of Fate, Baby, 'Cause the Master AIN'T Listenin'.
GlitterRock:
"I am Locutus of Borg. This taco is refusing to be assimilated. Grrrrr.... " *grunt*
CaptCaption:
does this chad look dimpled?
The_Gray_Zombie:
Looky, Davy Jones sent me a reply to the fanmail I sent him
Mr_Grant:
You can tell it's a cold day, you can see her rivets.
Mr_Grant:
Chad of the Fremont Arts Council announces he has filed a lawsuit for defamation against the Florida Sec of State.
ZadetheElf:
What seaweed sees.
HelenaHandbasket:
"Right this way, Mr. Gore. We have a nice padded room filled with ballots for you to count all you want."
ZadetheElf:
"No, it says right here if your computer is glowing to get out of the house immediately." "I still think we should call tech support first."
SpiffyGuy:
Look, okay, for the last time, I'm not Xena. Hell, I'm not even Lucy Lawless. I'm not even an actress. Hell, 'm not even here. I'm not even alive. Damn!