Agent_Moldy:
A little too much 'jailhouse rock', there, King?
DiscoBoy:
As the riots raged and the other looters were hitting the banks and electonics stores, Grandpa Al was looting at Mustang Ranch.
DiscoBoy:
This rare 13th century illuminated manuscript shows the original ending of Cinderella -- she got the glass slipper by giving the Prince a BJ.
Daleman:
Jon Bennett? Is that you in the basement? You're not disturbing the evidence, are you?
1031:
"That's an odd place for a capper..."
questor:
Gnome Alone
Buffoon:
"Godzuki here... Will ya just leave us alone? I know my relationship with Godzilla seems a little odd, but we're both adults, fer God's sake!"
144b:
Tim Burton's The Trial.
DiscoBoy:
BlakHat and SpydieGirl at the SCA -- "We like it VERY MUCH!"
JohnSteed:
You know if they really wanted the film to be a success they should've named it TITAN I.C.
syd_lexic:
Bob, upset with Johnny's "damn near killed 'em" joke, turns him into a golden retriever.
amycamus:
"Do I, GnarlyWickedAwesome, take thee, SunshineEcstasyMoonbeam, to be my sanctified woman in Divine Spirit Marriagosity? I do."
amycamus:
Simultaneously, they're running other commercial spots featuring estrogen pills, depilitators, and oversized lingerie.
amycamus:
"Arch? Who's this 'Vickie' you keep singing about?" "No time! Gotta go see Eegah!"
IMissMST3K:
Mother Earth's gynecological exam... ew!
HenryBemis:
Ah... the new "Magic: the Ass-whomping" series...
prydes_luv:
No, let her puke... it's her first beer.
IMissMST3K:
"We're walking, we're walking, we're walking... we're stopping..."