Soozcat:
Tonto hear cavalry coming...
FutureBoy:
Dammit Bones, stand up straight!! You are not an underwear model!!
Ragbot:
"...You say "gimme a ham on rye" one more time, so help me....!"
Unfamous:
Coz Cameo: The Coz needs the money, cuz' he don't get the Fat Albert checks, ya Dig?
devil_lived_drawkcab:
The Blair Jehovah's Witness Project: "Oh God!..*pant pant*!..Let me in!..*gas gas*--I need to tell you about God's Love!!!"
Generik:
Death waits patiently for the audience at the Ingmar Bergman Film Festival to come slowly trooping out of the auditorium, ready to embrace him.
Unfamous:
...this indicates I have too much time on my hands.
Mr_Grant:
*Ding-dong* OJ calling!
Mr_Grant:
*Ding-dong* INS and Janet Reno calling! Is Donato at home?
amycamus:
"I am shocked... SHOCKED... that gambling is going on in this egroup!"
DiscoBoy:
"No!!!! Not the fire hose again, Miss Quinn!"
robofreak:
"Chritina Aguilera Fake Nudes! Score!"
DiscoBoy:
.oO(Whose bitch should I be? There are so many offers -- it's just so exciting! That Rocco seems awful nice. And then there's G-Dogg....)
robofreak:
"You know, i thought jail would be bad, but i'm already seven guys' bitch! Call me Mr. Popular!"
xraptor:
I cant find the hydraulics switch, everyone in los angeles has hydraulics
robofreak:
"I shall call them.....Mini-Wheats!"
DiscoBoy:
"Will the plaintiff please remain still until the gang rape re-enactment is over!"
robofreak:
*sniff sniff* "Oh, dammit... that Rover thinks he's so great, peeing here before me... I'll show him."