mistie406:
Hmm. Caption This really wasn't very fun in the 50's. The poop joke had yet to be invented.
devildoll:
Herc and Nebukkenezzer walk off the lines for their pick-up football game.
Ragbot:
"Are You taking the ferry boat to the Pines?".... "Fairy Boaths? I didn't know we had a navy!"
amycamus:
World's largest sheet of plywood, Sascatchetario, Canada.
amycamus:
Hmm. They appear to have left off the list of captioneers.
shanky_panky:
"I'm sorry that your plane got hi-jacked. Here's some coupons for Dairy Queen."
amycamus:
"Would you like some coffee?" "I like coffee!" "I'm Petey the Plane!" "AAAAAAGH!" (a Coleman Francis 'Skydivers' collage)
valentinesD:
"It's heavy! What's in here?" "The proffessor's midget! We gotta hide him!"
amycamus:
"Oh, it's nothing, just a little GANGRENE. But the important thing is that I attempted Everest. It's a badge of honor, really."
Generik:
"I'm Joe Torre, and I'm voting for Gabby Hayes. Call me now at the Sidekick Hotline and I'll tell you why."
Nightbeat:
April 1st, 2000: The office pranksters finally cut off the bottom of Susan's office doors.
FrankERottweiler:
As if this show weren't gay enough... A cowboy in lavendar!
Agent_Moldy:
No, kitty, that's MY roadkill!
Agent_Moldy:
"Siam? No, _I am_ gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness."
DavidVader:
"Oh, you said 'sliced *ham*' not 'sliced hand.' Here, let me just make you a whole new sadnwich."
DiscoBoy:
Real live humans devoured before your very eyes! Can the WWF offer this? We don't think so! Come to the circus today!
fut:
<The dirtiest line on TV> Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night, weren't you?
DiscoBoy:
.oO(Ever since I lost that Bangles audition, my career has gone to hell. Damn that Susanna Hoffs and her lascivious skirts!)