BurkeDevlin:
"Wilkins, you're fired." "But I've been in your family since 1882." "So has syphilis, now get out."
YingYang:
"Dammit, Josh, we can't both be in the camera!!!" "Fuck you ,Heather!"
YukiPenguin:
This week on the Adventures of Typical Male: "So you got me seeds..." "Yeah, so you can grow your OWN flowers! I'm so thoughtful. And practical, too!"
YingYang:
"Riddle me this!"
DiscoBoy:
Advice for the small man -- "In a big cunt, try!"
RexKramer:
Big Country moustache my ass! You don't fool me with that disguise! You're really Haircut 100!
YingYang:
"Holy shit! I'm on top of Marlon Brando's ass!"
EnochF:
"Oh. No wonder there wasn't any turbulence..."
FryGirl:
"And I have another pair at home EXACTLY like these! Imagine that!!!"
144b:
Clairaton: City oon the move. In industery & commerce. We have rid ourselves of the need of a god or morales.
Generik:
The Bill Gates Pool, conveniently located off I-5, near Redmond...
DiscoBoy:
Originally, the character was called Larry Croft. But then the game designers has a flash of inspiration -- big titties!
Torgone:
Shrimp pudding, shrimp ice cream, shrimp jello, shrimp gummi bears, . . .
mistie406:
Gawk like an Egyptian
Generik:
Bringing you the best in Nymphomercials.
tedj:
See? You twist these knobs and the things go up and down on the TV screen while the square block bounces from side to side. I'll call it PONG!
DiscoBoy:
"Must you be so cheap? We can just go to the store and buy some new gum, you know..."
Generik:
Captioning by committee almost never works... "Say it isn't interesting even WITH graphics!" "No... make a poop joke!"