Agent_Moldy:
tAkeS cARe Of YOur tEeTh wHen ThE TOoThPaSTe iS aWay...
DancingQueen:
.oO Damn, the sleeping drugs wore off! Now I'm gonna have to explain why I'm here... Oo.
NurseNoir:
"Really?? You're kidding, doc! No?? You mean you've extracted Barbie dolls from other people, too???"
DancingQueen:
.oO I am master of my domain, king of my kingdom, ruler of all... Oo. "Honey, are you in the toolshed again?"
Agent_SG0040:
Michael Elvis Jackson Presly preforms "Swing Your Hips if I'm Bad" on the Love Boat.
cscott:
"You heard me, Guido... Waffles... The future will not be built on silver or precious gems... The future will be paved with golden delicious waffles..."
DiscoBoy:
DiscoBoy Pick Up Line #422
Gaetan:
Kids love the shroomy taste of new Peyote Puffs! They're mescalicious!
DiscoBoy:
o/~ "Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die!" o/~ "Must you be so morbid?"
Xigeous:
Confucious say: Man who stand behind car get exhausted.
tiggernpooh:
"Oh, yeah. I bought RAIL tickets. What am I doing at the airport?"
Acrylic:
Liz taylor's original hip stolen!
DiscoBoy:
"The Wizard won't see you!"
Agent_Moldy:
Wait, I can see her nose. That hussy.
DiscoBoy:
It's the Action Saints, new from Hasbro. Battlin' St. Benedict, Powerful St. Paul, Captivating St. Catherine -- collect them all today!
DiscoBoy:
Andy scopes out his sister-in-law's cleavage for some prime masturbatory material later -- yup, that's definitely a Kodak moment.
YingYang:
"Touch my rock-hard nipples and call me Betty, Dave."
cscott:
"Uhhh... Three!... uh, I mean... Green!... uh, that is... Lord Admiral Nelson!... uh... I'm sorry, Sir, I wasn't listening. Could you repeat the question?"