icabod:
"I'll wrestle ya for the tab!" ... *SLAM!* "I win!" (How NOT to impress chicks)
fut:
We're out of blow!
DiscoBoy:
The Greenwood Community Theater production of "Return of the Jedi" was a disappointment when they couldn't get Ewok costumes or Imperial Walkers.
animebabe:
why my ex is now my ex.
Mystie15:
Become lesbians, it'll make a better world
DiscoBoy:
"A whole internet subculture built upon writing funny captions? What a fascinating discovery!"
YingYang:
Those crafty immigrants!!
The_Deceiver:
Roofies - When you just need to get laid and can't!
DiscoBoy:
"My daddy can beat up your dad!" / "Nuh-uh! My daddy's Darth Maul!" / "AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!" <flees in terror>
UnReality:
"Hulk want smash! Sci-Fi Hulk!"
Geier:
Animals fear us. Children scare us. Cappers mock us.
DavidVader:
"Draw, no wait, I'm Klee." (Just 4 U, Disco.)
amycamus:
"Dubtribe, check. Aphex Twin, check. Cornelius, check. Ecstasy, check. Nitrous Oxide masks, check. Let the rave begin..."
amycamus:
"I'm not gonna participate if I can't be Juliet."
amycamus:
"We've got a great presentation lined up for ya. Lt. Uhura - let's move on to the first PowerPoint slide."
Acrylic:
"Agent Moldy, I love you."
Agent_Moldy:
There were supposed to be 77, but Hank here got lost.
DiscoBoy:
Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers play their big reunion tour to half-capacity crowds at county fairs all across the southwest.