bugwber:
The Gate to Georgia wasn't as nice or elaborate as the Gate to Hell.... but just as frightening.
robofreak:
Five Quadrants? Somehow i think there's a flaw.
Scouty:
"Dang Civil War, if they'd only clean up the bodies, it wouldn't be so bad!"
LuvBJones:
"I've been waiting two hours for June Lockhart's autograph, so back of the line, kid!"
Daleman:
Smith finds a clever way of posting his ICQ number.
DiscoBoy:
"Hey, doc... My Tamagotchi wants me to tell you he likes you and wants to know if you wanna go out sometime."
Saltydog:
"So then the front of the church grabbed me, and I said, 'Get your hands off me, you filthy apse.'"
Generik:
"You know what I like about this camp? You can really concentrate, that's what..." (Ow! Don't hit!)
Acrylic:
"BUT WILL ROBINSON, I MADE YOU THIS CAKE TO CELEBRATE YOUR TESTICLES DROPPING..."
Saltydog:
Little imp. Little angel. Little Internet terrorist. She's all three.
Lanzman:
"Now we'll see how much THEY like being capped, eh Mr. Mallory?"
amycamus:
"So, what IS this pathetic waste of time you keep telling me about?"
Lanzman:
"I'm sure it's a very nice oil well, but you've just gotta learn to control your impulse buying."
Hinermad:
Thanks guys, but I don't swing that way.
Hinermad:
"Alex, what is 'coitus interruptus'?" "Correct! We would also have accepted 'Shatner Unplugged.' Pick again!" "I'll take Massive Stars for $1000"
Hinermad:
"Didn't there used to be a mobile home here?" "Yup. But there was a tornado. Or a hillbilly divorce, I forget which."
Hinermad:
I figured that e-mail was a hoax, but I put my address on it and sent it on like it said. 2 weeks later people started sending me their kids! So far I got 87!
cdmesser:
"Don't put your fingers in his gills, Roy. That tractor needs those to breathe and survive. It'd be like me putting a bayonet up your..."