DiscoToe:
"You and your damn blind dates...." / "How was I to know he had a detachable penis? I'm so sorry! Let me help you get it out!"
ZadetheElf:
If Shatner were anime (brrrrrrrr).
BlakHat1:
"Coffee? Tea? Shatjuice?" "Blarfbag!"
BlakHat1:
"Hee-Hee! *gasp!* ROSEBUD!" *THUD*
DiscoToe:
"I know what you're thinking, punk -- did I vote for Daley six times or only five?"
DiscoToe:
"Cow flop? Mommy, this is the best Christmas ever!"
ZadetheElf:
"Boy! What day is it?" 'December 13, you idiot.'
Hinermad:
Pay no attention to the VAX behind the curtain! I am the Great and Powerful DOS!
mistletoeD:
"I'll sit, but if anybody sprayed Shat-Away on my chair again, I'm gonna kick some ass!"
teambanzai:
First a movie about Andy Kaufman and now his followers are showing up in airports
DiscoToe:
"Damn ensigns always leaving the thermostat on 82! What do they think I am, made of money?"
DiscoToe:
Xigeous settles in for another fun evening at home.
Generik:
I like the Overexcited Hour with the Lower Scrotal Bedroom Workout much better, myself...
Generik:
"Wow... indoor fireworks! Y'know, maybe the Kingdome *isn't* such a bad place to play baseball after all!"
Generik:
"It's..."
Generik:
Oh, wait, no it isn't either. Never mind.
amycamus:
Some clown outfits just aren't funny.
MrBungle:
"Thank you. Here's a list of people I'd like to thank for this award, in no particular order... Satan, Hitler, The goat God, Pan...)