Ragbotterball:
Can't I even use the urinal in peace, Woman?
wangtheperverted:
Let GO of my John Thomas! It's not Thursday, yet!
fut:
It's a drive by. Must be Nurse Noir
Unfamous:
Damn! No change, and 1-800-COLLECT won't exist for another 54 years!
Xigeous:
(He pushed and turned and pulled but the faulty OEDIPUS-2000 just *wouldn't* get those eye balls out.) {Strange cap.}
amycamus:
"The town I come from in Africa is not like Los Angeles, but is erotic, with chickens in the streets." (actual line from a student paper I once graded.)
D_Idaho:
...because the United States is nothing more then New York, Los Angeles and a smatering of Chicago.
amycamus:
Salvador Dali's "The Battle of the Monitor and Merrimac Inside a Bubble-Wrapped Bottle of Scope."
amycamus:
Suddenly, Bob got the idea of propping a postcard against the carriage of a Royal typewriter, and Caption This! was born....
Generik:
...Capping at work! That's how most of us learned!
amycamus:
"This is IT?!? This is the whole turn out for the Pop Culture Association conference? I hitchhiked all the way from Toledo!" "Sorry, Jazzsoda."
JohnSteed:
As a surprise, it turns out Spock is Keyser Sose.
NickRoberts:
You mean NONE of us remembered to bring our Magic: The Gathering cards?
VinterVunderLood:
"Uh, waitress? I wanted Sweet N Low, not Trojan ribbed..."
ZadetheElf:
Mr. Hat is going to smack you bitches up! That is...if I had a Mr. Hat. *sob* I'm so lonely!
DiscoToe:
"Make it show! (No, that's not right...) Naked snow! (Damn! That's wrong, too. Well, fuck it. I'll let Jean-Luc deal with it!)"
BlakHat1:
"I'm telling you! There's a BAPPA on the DAPPA!!" "Restrain him!"
ZadetheElf:
www.drunkaunt.com/wedding