evetsggod:
civil liberties! haha, just kidding- we're actually taking those away!
GersonK:
K.C. and the Sunshine Band.
jildo:
Dick Cheney's latest heart attack, now on DVD!
NurseNoir:
"There's Not a Damn Thing You Can Do About Any of It, So Relax and Enjoy the Ride!"
Loodvig:
Pork: The Musical
evetsggod:
...and over here we have "the people that be makin' fun of the computer all day" WOO-WOO-WOO...!
jildo:
Special skills? I can hack up a dead body with a chainsaw in 37 seconds flat!
Loodvig:
After binging on buckets of drugs he confiscated from criminals, Sgt. Friday begs for his job back...
DiscoBoy:
With whaling curtailed in the North Atlantic, bored Icelandic youths make do by harpooning old tires.
amycamus:
Rosie the Riveter's patented Steely Dan Yokohama Female Condom.
evetsggod:
Jane Deere: Tractors for Her
amycamus:
"Say, Bob, when you were a kid did you ever think you'd end up stoking the fires of hell?"
amycamus:
Christo arrives on site and angrily orders his day laborers to "quit loafing and finish my Running Fence, dammit."
DiscoBoy:
"Now that you're booked, we have to enter you into the Justice Department's Big Book of Perverts and Rabblerousers."
rickubis:
So, me boyo! Yer thinkin' about nae lairnin' the amercan language all correct an' proper, eh? Begorra!
amycamus:
"Get outta Chicago, ya long haired hippie freak."
amycamus:
"Hurry up with the Lil' Smokies and cheese dip, Gladys! 'Matlock' is on!"
rickubis:
It's the police! Let me in! Let me in! Or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll call the SWAT in!