Matteus:
his love handles are mesmerising when he goes over bumps
da_upstart:
o/^ Plowin down the road / Smokin chew straws / Sippin moonshine 'N' juice! (Laiiid back) Wit my mind on da cows and the cows on my mind. o/^
Matteus:
what kind of soup calls for gold boullion?
JurassicPork:
Mr. February of the MEN ON SLOW MOVING VEHICLES calendar.
Mercutio_Jones:
Ahahhhh, you bastards! I drank a bottle of Nyquil and now I'm operating heavy machinery! Death! Destruction! I scoff at your warning label! SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF!
Hinermad:
Doctors saved only one of the conjoined Pac-men.
Hinermad:
"I think I have some old tubes over here. Let me take a look.... oh! I forgot I had this!" "What is it, Grampa?" "It's the Ark of the Covenant. I won it in a poker game. Cost a fortune to ship it home
Hinermad:
...presents: Measuring the Mental Stress of Engineers by Presenting Random Error Messages on Computer Screens. Part 3: Warning touch(): Utime failed: Permission denied.
YibbleGuy:
Klingons make lousy waiters. "I have determined that you WILL have fries with that!"
DiscoBoy:
"It's okay, Betty. There will be other souffles..."
Loodvig:
"You didn't read the warning, did you? You're supposed to wear safety glasses when frying sidepork."
DiscoBoy:
"Are you sure you can't add a rider to the life insurance policy requesting that payment be made in green M&M's? Because that would make it all worthwhile."
jildo:
So you don't think I should put "perfected 97 different sexual positions" on my resume?
Cyberbeast:
"Mr. Data, we understand that you're excited about having a new brother, but can you please stop giving him noogies on the bridge."
JohnSteed:
"Check it out. I can make waves with my baldness!"
DiscoBoy:
Paul LoDuca mourns another Dodgers loss.
GersonK:
"Nope, throw him back."
evetsggod:
no, no- i only wanted a quarter-pound