LongLiveRock:
I was somwhere over Barstowe when the drugs started to kick in!
UnReality:
"No! The enemy will *expect* us to be wearing pants!"
TrezKu:
THERE'S A MAN ON THE WING OF THE PLANE.....oh its Earl.
MilkboxLarry:
"One pair of black shoes, one pair of black pants, one black jacket, one hat... black."
TrezKu:
"So you're a citizen of the 'Republic of Izzle?'"
evetsggod:
"hmmm.... this doesn't look like me at all!" "it's ME, jackass!"
flowbear:
someone looks like they're getting tired of the unibrow jokes.
UnReality:
"Nice tits. End of tribute."
TrezKu:
"Take a letter: the coffee was horrible, I want a divorce. Sign, your ass."
evetsggod:
<in tandem> "i'm picking out a thermos for you, for you..."
Zee:
"I'll show any movie I wanna show! Our current attraction is 'My Burning Bush' and there are shows daily at two, four, six, eight, and ten o'clock!"
gleeb:
"We were just...ah, who're we trying to kid?"
Zee:
Marlon Brando and his walk-in toilet
evetsggod:
Hi, I'm Troy Mclure, and I bet you'd like to know what to do on a date!
Cyberbeast:
*reading* "Actual cash value, less than 1/100 of 1 cent."
Cyberbeast:
Every day, Charlie passed the old man on the corner who kept accusing the lamp post of something in French.
TyranosaurisRex:
Young ensigns Kirk and Spock tip a few at a Space Academy kegger.
evetsggod:
now, "what do do in an orgy"