Agent_Moldy:
"Have fun swimming, Fluffy." "Mrrreow!"
HenryBemis:
"Creighton, I do not have a 'nose,' therefore you cannot possibly have 'got it'"
gowest:
The feindish plot of Dr. Foo Man Mushrooms and Beef
nashtbrutusandshort:
There. All set. Next time this thing sees the Commander, his leg's gonna have the time of its life.
NurseNoir:
"Whaddaya mean, I need a manziere?!"
YingYang:
"Lesbians love me. I don't know why...."
IMissMST3K:
There...them in there...over there...they, uh...them did *shit*...they, uh did it...in there, them are...(one reason extras rarely get speaking roles)
HenryBemis:
Why is it vibrating? Oh...never mind.
Generik:
...Or we'll shoot this kid.
Saltydog:
"...so I found her in this thing and screwed her. But first I had to kill these seven weird little guys."
Generik:
"Perimeter cleared?" "Check." "Incendiary devices in place?" "Check." "Okay... we're cleared to put another candle on Dibbley's birthday cake." "Check."
abracadaver:
No, man. My tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day." It only says "Wendy" when it's cold.
Generik:
Clarence Thomas begins to realize that the pubic hair on his Coke can was the *least* of his worries...
Saltydog:
.oO(Waterspout's clogged again. DAMN that itsy-bitsy spider.)
IMissMST3K:
Code Name "King Cobra" took on a whole new meaning...
BuckFifty:
Hmmmm... tentacled penii repeatedly striking at school teachers in mini skirts... Yup, that's Overfiend.
Generik:
"Well, yes, you see, 'penii' actually IS the plural for 'penis,' see, so..." "Fine. I'll take a dozen."
BuckFifty:
"Hey kids. It's penii. Trust me. After how many drunken frat boys have pissed at my base... it's penii."
Valvolene:
Thunderbird on his breath and two bucks in his hand, he waits for the magazine stand to open...
Goopy:
After he couldn't play sports, Bo Jackson turned to a life of crime.
NASTYMANN:
Gumby's butt crack.