NickRoberts:
Within Ginger's hut, Kirk is smitten.
JollyOldSaintVicious:
Jimi Hendrix's sperm?
Imploding_Lola:
Damn mormons, never leave anyone alone.
Agent_Moldy:
Um, thanks, honey, but that's not quite what I had in mind when I asked for a teddy for Valentine's Day.
Macheath:
I'd give my right arm to be President.
144b:
Uh... what jar of pickles?
robofreak:
"So...it got weird didn't it?"
Buffoon:
"So... can you tell it's a thong?"
cambria36:
Close brushes.
Xigeous:
"Hello? Service? I'd like a vanilla cone with sprinkles? Hello? Hello?"
Jerijuana:
A human larvae spins his cocoon, hoping to pupate and become a real man.
Generik:
Outfits by Frederick's of Nottingham.
GizM:
"Coffee, tea, or me?"
WookieeMonster:
V.I.N.C.E.N.T. the robot goes on a self-destructive drinking spree after 'The Black Hole: the Special Edition' tanks at the box office.
Beedo:
Jimmy Smits is Chang and Claudia Black is Eng in the wackiest telling of the Siamese Twins' tale ever!
cyoungdahl:
She only wanted change for a quarter, but the clerk gave her two dimes and a nibble.
Torgone:
here's your problem. The fragistat is disconnected from the muffler bearing.
bugwber:
"Well, Cappers? Should I try to French 'im?"