Angel_Noir:
Fortunately, El Debarge doesn't know the combination to the locker that holds talent.
Vicious:
Little Red Riding Bigot
Geiger:
Tonight on dateline... 9 Issues... #1 circumsision a big issue over a little tissue.
omniknight:
Set phasers to logo! Bappa!
NikhilB:
Chucky's ex-wife just wasn't scary enough
Angel_Noir:
"Do you like scary movies?" "Dad?" "What's your favorite?" "Dad, I need bail money." "No habla ingles."
Angel_Noir:
"Hey, you got 'Tron' in my 'Hackers'!" "You got 'Hackers' in my 'Tron'!"
402:
Falco has a run in with Der Komissar
UnReality:
"Goddammit, I'm only gonna ask this one more time! Who got the hooch?"
Fingle:
Boggles the mind, it does.
Geiger:
Does anyone else get the feeling that she's probably under his desk?
MrHanky:
Hello, Helpdesk? Yes, I can't get this computer to work. It keeps asking me to press the "any" key...
Geiger:
New from Biore... Butt pads.
MrBungle:
"Hi. I'm Paul Riser. I was told that if I wanted an Emmy, I had to go to 'Hell 'en Hunt' for it."
KillBot:
The slowest, weakest bitchslap in history.