BuckFifty:
Oddly enough, Scotty's Speak 'n' Spell had Spock flabbergasted...
TravisBickle:
Robert Townshend is pissed. "Rarr! Damon Wayans, stealing my thunder! I was in The Mighty Quinn, damn you!!!"
Beedo:
Marky Mark in "The Patently Wrong Stuff."
LightningJoe:
His facade of self-control slipping for a moment, Spock squeaked "Wee!" as he lept from the shuttlecraft.
Agent_Moldy:
"Always after me Lucky Charms. Dammit, Jim, I'll beam me up a bridge and get away!"
YingYang:
Naomi Campbell? Yeah, I'll buy it....
TravisBickle:
"Out, out damn spot!" "I'm the stigmata lady, I 'aint comin' out!" "What the?" "Yeah, it's me. Boo! What's it to ya?"
Artanas:
"Bastard! I knew Jason was evil... but turning you into the Solid Shat Dancers... the unholy nerve of him!"
darkvortex:
"No, I get to live at home until I'm 38." 'No, I get to live at home until I'm 38!!!'[tension arises between the Cleavers]
Ralfus:
It was April, 1925, and Capone puts a hit on rival boss, Fester Addams.
Flanker:
"I'd like a two hard boiled eggs." *HONK* "Make that three hard boiled eggs."
Seeknom:
Here Lies Reggie Jackson...
Seeknom:
After showing up at home well after midnight wearing the wrong jacket, she knew that her affair with Captain Kangaroo was no longer a secret.
Seeknom:
Fortunately, after Halloween my grandmother was able to use my Fred Flinstone costume as a lovely shawl.
THING_KINDASORE:
Joyce Brothers pours her heart out to an embarrassed Robert Redford. "I use to be the most well-known psychiatrist. That fucking munchkin slut Dr. Ruth... hic"