DanZero:
Hold on cappers. *turns the wheel* We're heading into the Captionunknown!!!
The_Gray_Zombie:
Then, without warning. The Underwear swooped off the ceiling, attacking the Kortac.
StoveTopVicious:
"Don't have a Bart, man!"
DanZero:
If you just come on down and *CAP* today during this SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER!
DanZero:
Mister Rogers Neighborhood: The Crochety Years. "Get the F*CK out."
BlakHat1:
"Duude.. just dial 10-10... no... 1-800... aww just use your cellphone!"
medusaD:
"Hey!!! I want my old job on the Corn Flakes box back!! The rod up my ass is cold!!"
Dhalo:
"They're called 'women' and I think we're supposed to do something with them..."
robofreak:
Hey Kids! It's the Bitch Barbie Beat Box.
The_Gray_Zombie:
What's a five letter word for a network Cappers poke fun at?
medusaD:
"I am the Ghost of Caption This!!! Bring me the head of the one they call... Deadlyringer!!!"
GersonK:
...for lunch! Soilent Grandkids is people!
medusaD:
*Swipe* "Tsk!! Shame!! Somebody's been dry-dusting again!" "It's a Swiffer!" "Yeah, a paper towel on a stick."
ZadeTheElf:
"You got Ford on my Dodge!" 'You got Dodge on my Ford!' "You got Ford and Dodge on my Yugo!"
StoveTopVicious:
...also starring Michael Bayleaves and Richard Allspice!
DanZero:
When Screengrabs Attack! True Capper Horror Stories, on FOX!
medusaD:
"Auntie Em!! there was a witch, and these ruby slippers, and a wizard!!" "Screw the wizard, kid! Look what that f*cking tornado did to the gazebo!!"
DanZero:
"Change my print cartridge."