DanZero:
"Say what you want about Wing Commander!!! I thought it ruled!" "Sheesh! Same crap, different day!"
medusaD:
*Thud* "Great! Stuck in here with Shatner!!" "Want to hear......about......Priceline??" "AAAAHHH!!! Lemme OUT!!!"
DanZero:
"Where's my cane and hat?" "A one, and a two... and a bappa to the left... and the dappa to the right, Ol Shat is here tonight! Thaaat's SHAT!" *crickets chirp*
The_Gray_Zombie:
409's act was so bad, they used the hook to pull him off the stage.
Trick_Or_Fee:
The sequel to Good vs. Evil, "Butt-Ugly vs. Cute-as-a-Button."
DeadZero:
Well, we better install cameras, it's contaminating the Mailcom!
BuckFifty:
David Spade is Arnold Schwartzeneger in Kindergarten Commando... "No it's not a tumor you f*ckin' little brat." *budda budda*
DanZero:
"Hmmm, Sci-Enema event." "Send the Popcorn probes in." "Yes sir, Kernel."
medusaD:
"Make dinner, do the dishes!!! Let's see how he likes some Pine-sol in his iced tea!"
DanZero:
..2 is here! Hey!
UnFamous:
I've been trapped in your television for two decades, now.
quickdraw:
Great! Like I've got enough room for all the junk I have in my house NOW!!!
screaming_fist:
It's the SciFi production of "Pinnochio." Note the wooden acting.
medusaD:
"Walgreens!! Now carrying Rice-a Roni!!!"
Shattered:
...as featured in "Cookin with Joe Don!"
medusaD:
"Ok, Congressman, let go of the Teletubby." "Noo! He's my best friend!!" *snivel*
medusaD:
"Yes, I killed Poppy Fresh. She the white stuff on your rolls." "AAAHHH"
Occupant:
"It's a candy mint!" "It's a breath mint!" "IT'S A CANDY MINT, YOU JERK!" "IT'S A BREATH MINT, PUTZ!"