Sidesk:
"Really... it's not what you think."
Cyberbeast:
When did the Jolly Green Giant start throwing up gang signs?
"Yo ho ho, bee-otch! Green Giant in the mother f*ckin' hiz-ouse!"
ElectraAlan:
"SHE-HULK RUIN FAVORITE DRESS AGAIN! ARRRRRRRGH!!"
GlitterRock:
"I shaved my pubic hair into an amusing shape. You all like?"
Cyberbeast:
The pain of being Hal Sparks and having every woman you meet be taller than you.
TinaW:
The pain of being Hal Sparks and having every woman you meet wonder about your sexual orientation.
Dita_DuPave:
The pain of being Hal Sparks and have people ask you about the "I Love The..." specials constantly.
GlitterRock:
The pain of being Hal Sparks. Period.
GlitterRock:
"If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk - you can get work!"
Cyberbeast:
"Um, Coach, my head spun completely around after that last hit. Am I going to die?"
"Unless you're possessed, yes."
Porn_E_goat:
Number 69's senior quote: "My head is very valuable to me."
TheDiva:
"Unidentified aircraft, do you have any Grey Pupon? Over."
DocktorD:
Their eyes locked in a gaze that, for the boy, lasted a lifetime. One day, he would be like Wolverine. One day, he would wear leather and use large quantities of hair products. One day, he would be a member of the New Village People.
GlitterRock:
"You're my hero, Mr. Wolverine! I buy all 97 comics you appear in each month!"
"That's great, kid. You realize if no one rescues us, I'm gonna hollow you out for warmth, right?"
RodRocket:
A scene from XXX-Men?