GlitterRock:
"I don't know.... is it me?"
"Oh absolutely, your Supremacy! You look just like the American infidel, Harrison Ford!"
"Hmm. The Americans are godless heathens-- but the women DO love the Harrison Ford look.... Oh, I'll take it!"
klutza:
"I said "Snausages", bitch!"
daupstart:
Andrew Ridgeley decides not to wake up George Michael before he go goes...
RodRocket:
"Spread out, knuckleheads!"
elKapitan:
One's a Vulcan, one's a dad of a CTU agent, and the other is a mathematician. They're cops.
Gray_Zombie:
Hey, the giant Blob O'Shit is on display at the Anywhere Museum of Really Weird Looking Art. We should go.
Gray_Zombie:
"No, really, can you tell I've been scratching my butt for an hour?"
Arienrhod:
"Well, you know what they say: Pimpin' ain't easy."
GlitterRock:
In order to prove that environment affects plant-growth, we've taken one plant (we'll call it Plant A) and put it in another room, and we've taken a second plant (Plant B) and set it beside Angel for an afternoon.
The next morning, Plant B was found dead, having hung itself......
Arienrhod:
"Hey look at me! I'm a file cabinet! An ANGSTY file cabinet!"
GlitterRock:
"See Jane Date 2" took a disturbingly dark turn.......
PrezGAR:
"Didnt you say she was so hot you wanted to pluck her?"
daupstart:
"Hey, ya'll! Look! Ah'm turnin Japanese!"
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"Jesus Christ, would ya cut that out, Earl?! Yer gonna make me toss up mah lunch!
Cyberbeast:
"I'm a pickin' and he's a shittin'."
Cyberbeast:
PUMAT: Fran Drescher, Nancy Reagan, and a ventriloquist dummy