HandoverPresents:
Tommorow Night on Sightings, Are Aliens responsible for green eggs and ham? The Answer will amaze you, not to mention give you Trichonosis!
Angel_Noel:
The Japanese version of Teletubies (Super Destructive Happy Tele-Pokemon) was dissapointing to say the least.
ArtanezerScrooganas:
Brain: Organ. Hobbies include daydreaming, thinking, practical jokes on Margot Kidder...
Angel_Noel:
Billy Keane takes over storyboarding Episode One for a vacationing George Lucas. "So we have Anakin followed by this dotted line..."
JediClaus:
Sometimes, just to be different, Bill and Monica liked to rip the tops and bottoms off of lunch-size juice boxes, and play "dress up..."
Occ_Under_Mistletoe:
A new phrase enters the vernacular, as those who are not willing to conform are forced to "walk the keogh."
JingleBellderdash:
*BZZZZ* "Alright, now it's my turn" "No it's not!" "Yes it it is!" "You had it all last night!" "So! You had it 2 nights in a row!" "I'm leaving you!"
Meldrick:
'Ernest Borgnine here... What?!? You want me to star in the sequel to Titanic ?!? Wow... hey... Damn you Cameron!"
Occ_Under_Mistletoe:
After exhaustive attempts to find a heartbeat, doctors were shocked to discover that Sam Neill doesn't actually have a heart.
Meldrick:
Junior Jeopardy .oO(Darnit, James Joyce wrote 'Ulysses.' How could I have missed that one?)
Occ_Under_Mistletoe:
There's an ocean liner with a couple of idiots messing around on the bow, and it's heading right for us!
JingleBellderdash:
"Well by my calculations, fire should be shooting out his nose and his ears should be dripping blood... let's wait just a little longer..."