Balderdash: "Yeah, well, whatever you decide, stay away from the fish! I don't think it's fresh!" |
JediClone: Unable to track down ET themselves, the faceless government men bring in noted bounty hunter IG-88... |
Angel_Noir: Most zombies have the strength to claw there way out of their graves. But after that, they are dead tired. <double rimshot!> |
Balderdash: "Well, if my timing is correct, Satan should be here in 3... 2... 1..." *POOF* |
clover: Okay Jeffery, here's the deal. I don't put my nylons on the shower rod. And you don't put frozen human heads in the freezer. Kapeesh? |
Sailgirl: It occurred to Billy's mom that she should get him some help when he started worshipping the salt and pepper shakers. |
Balderdash: .oO(Wow! This is my best disguise ever! No one will ever recognize me!) "Hey Jim. What are you doing?" "Crap!" |
Balderdash: "Hey, have I told you about the steak? It's to die for!" |
HanoverF: Someone fed their Furby after midnight! |
Balderdash: Apparently the ancient Egyptian had their own version of Pez dispensers... |
JediClone: When he got really high, Chris Farley tended to get really dizzy. Getting him to run down a spiral staircase was the only way to re-balance him. |
Artanas: Tonight on Easily Distracted PI... "Well, nearest I can figure, your kid is held hostage in the... Hey! Is that a bunsen burner?" |
JediClone: "Worlds Greatest Hoaxes Revealed" aside, Fox still stands by THIS alien autopsy as the Real Thing! |
Balderdash: "I don't believe you!" "It's true! And all with only 3 beach balls and a box of Rice Krispies!" "WOW!" |
Artanas: "Yeah, it really hasn't been the same since my torso was ripped open. Can't help but feel hollow. But on the bright side I can eat more than Marlon Brando." |
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