animebabe:
'Wanna touch my little Kosmo?"
animebabe:
"You know.. in this light,, you almost look like a woman..." "You know.. in this light.. you almost look Bang-able..."
animebabe:
OH MY VIRGIN EYES!
RollingSkull:
What an odd fortune...
rickubis:
Ooh, Mr. Sexy! And precisely WHICH bodily fluids were you wanting to exchange?
Astryk9:
ohh, pearl necklace
Astryk9:
I'm just happy to see you
Generik:
Conservative men always carry an extra raincoat to the porn theater with them... "Just in case."
Enapov:
It was a hot, sultry night in the city and my pants were full of crap... Meanwhile my car was being painted by birds....
croe_sirveaux:
He reported speaking to a man, but the FBI reassured him it was only swamp gas.
Enapov:
Damn another big bang ...Edna get the bomb shelter ready
Enapov:
It'll be okay...I will be very gentle....
Savior3:
The end table looks apalled by the lack of passion in this scene
YingYang:
Sonny Bono and Jerry Garcia are bunkmates in Heaven...
MadSigntist:
"...well, just keep applying suction until his tallywhacker responds! What? You say you've sucked until his anus has collapsed? I'll get back to you."
porpoise:
I tell you my target heart rate IS ninety-five.
porpoise:
The striped unicorn got his pointy thing stuck in the gate.
BuckFifty:
First Wave... Tampax was there....
animebabe:
"Pull my finger!" "*koff* Too late"
animebabe:
"Damn. and I just washed my car."
animebabe:
"I have just the thing!!" "What is it Spock??" "Labelmaker!"