JoeCrow:
.....and after that, Jane never set her vibrator on "stun" again
JoeCrow:
I'll thank you not to call me dickhead
JoeCrow:
Sorry Bob.... I still don't find you attractive
DeadBishop:
"Oh my God! Please tell me the alien Testicle Tickler isn't behind me!"
YingYang:
The SoloFlex Guy has become a bounty hunter...
Seffy:
"Oohh, big man, point a playstation controller at me? Ooo, I'm SO scared!"
Scouty:
"Shaving accident." "AGAIN??"
Hummer:
"you did a bad thing on the carpet, now you have to go back to obedience shcool, bad whatever you are!"
AnneElk:
"Crazy drunk movie producers!"
Dynaflyer:
"Nyeeee! Bad touch! Bad touch!"
DiscoBoy:
Tired of the annual media blitz, Punxsutawney Phil says "fuck it" and moves to Miami.
DiscoBoy:
"The aliens tried to give my an anal probe, but the pixies who live in my anus pushed it back out again. I'm ever so grateful for my anus pixies."
UnReality:
"Maybe if I didn't WEAR any pants..."
BuckFifty:
"...this from the cheap hookers in the hold Captain... something about demanding a more 'PC' title... affordable hookers is their apparent preference."
MSTAnon:
The cast of Sliders, brown-baggin' it after being canned by Fox.
animebabe:
Sinead OConner's Microsoft testimony.
YingYang:
Two inches? Wouldn't brag there, bud....
144b:
Gee, susan . With thoses teeth, you could eat corn on the cob though a picket fence. Hah H!
Kobra_Kai:
"Hey! Get away from my dinghy!!!"
144b:
And despite his large girth. Eddy "The ecsape king " Forbert breaks out yet another prison.
NurseNoir:
Here it is... I just KNEW it! My old boss has "666" on his scalp! Well, that explains a LOT!